“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
I told him that I think that he’s best man for me and he said it’s bullshit, because every man is better befor every ex
He said that after him it ‘ll be better
And now i want to cry
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes